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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Problems

Dear math

Yes its me, and I know our relationship has been doing better but to tell you the truth I am getting pretty sick of your problems! What am I Nancy Drew?? Sherlock?? I cant solve ALL your problems. I have my own you know! And you don't even care to help me with those! Find your X? For the millionth time she isn't coming back! MOVE ON! And when you're trying to explain something to me, try using names that people use in this generation NOT Shanickatyrabooya! I wont be able to help you because I wont be able to get past that name! And seriously? WHo cares if Suzy chased Tom! Just because you have problems with finding your X doesn't mean you need to worry about for how long Suzy chased Tom! Leave them be! You really need to stop worrying about people's personal stuff- so what if Lulu bought 93473928749387 grapes! You dont need to know how much she spent! SHEESH! ( though I am a tad bit concerned of why you are friends with people who buy that many grapes. just saying) Go ask her if you care so much! I dont even know Lulu! I dont want to see the points you give me and I dont want to help you find out how much sodium was in the product! I'd like to help but I simply cant. Go get a councilor or something but having a new X everyday or maybe 6 Xs really is not a healthy lifestyle.

Get some help. And then talk to me!

Sincerely me (not your problem solver)

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